Anybody know how I can get some F#*(ing lucky charms? - Answers Hit

Midget... I can tell by your in shape body, that you mean business when it comes to Lucky Charms. I'll let you in on a little (no offense) secret my friend. There is a place in Ireland, where I often visit on occasion, to clear my mind, find peace, and a good time. There you'll find many magical and unique creatures. In fact, you may be related to them in some way. They're called leprechauns. These leprechauns can create quite the charms. Charms that can charm women, men, and the elderly. The way you find them, is by leaving a miniature butterfinger or snickers candy bar out in the forest. Wait for approximately 13 minutes. The forest will begin to fill up with a mystical smoke/fog. Hold your ground though... and eventually a figure of about your height will appear. Snatch him up quickly into a bag. While he's in the bag, quickly swing the bag up against a tree, thus knocking him out. After he is clearly unconscious dump his body out of the bag. Quickly tie him down. When he regains consciousness, slowly torture him, by cutting limbs or body parts off. Until he agrees to make you a lucky charm. When you receive your lucky charm, you will not regret the trouble you had to go through to get it. And the world will be yours.