First start by asking yourself this question... Why should I lose weight? After you've asked yourself that question and you've come up with an appropriate answer. Begin by walking briskly. I tend to walk briskly through grocery stores, shopping malls, elementary schools and sometimes sunday services. Seeing as how I'm really short and have stubby legs, a brisk walk can often times look like I'm running. I would imagine it looks comical. But if I catch you laughing at me... I will kick your ass so hard with my sweet cowboy boots. Anyways, after you have got the brisk walking down, you can take on another challenging task... Anorexia. It may seem weird at the start, but the more you get used to it, the more weight loss you'll begin noticing. Talk about feeling great. You'll feel like a million dollars. Some family members or friends may begin to express worry or concern. Disregard their attention they are giving you. They're only trying to encourage you to lose more weight. So there you have it mustache man. Take it with stride... that gum is delicious.
Experts recommend a combination of diet and exercise. But I think we both know that is just a way for them to make money off of you by selling you less food. Well two can play at that game my friends. The best way to get even with them is to get in shape while eating nothing but chocolate and watching TV. That's also called the American dream so congratulations. You're welcome.
