How do I get pregnant fast? - Answers Hit

You'll probably want to start by removing that headband you have. Then... slowly remove your shirt, as you walk towards me. Then place those chopsticks on the nightstand, next to the candle. After that you'll want to slowly remove your wife beater. Throw it behind you as you keep walking slowly closer. When you get within 2 feet of me, begin karate chopping the air... this will only speed up the process. After karate chopping wax me on and off. Wooolaaa you're pregnant.