Slap yourself in the face with a donkey while watching men dance with hampsters...
I would have to say, if you ever get to the point that you are attracted to your self. More then just self confidence. When you get to a point that you don't want to leave the house cause you cant stop looking. Or you find yourself bending in new and painful ways so that you can do.....stuff to your self. Well then i would say that would be a good starting point to know for sure.
I'd say about the time you start sucking dick, or end up VERY attracted to bears, you may consider yourself gay. That's how it happened for me, anyway.
I'll tell you how you can find out if you're gay or not. Take a look at me, a long look, how are you feeling? Do you feel a sense of excitement? Maybe even a sense of enjoyment? Maybe you're not sensing these feelings, but do you think I'm cute at least? If you answered yes to any of these, you're probably just normal. Because I'm a really good looking individual. But if you ever want to hook up, just give me a call! Ciao!
