The first thing you need to do is locate a tie. Once you have done that, then you wrap it around the neck under the collar (where applicable). Next, you make sure one end is considerably longer than the other as positioned on the neck.
After that, you wrap the longer end of the tie around the shorter end of the tie. Repeat this step 5 or 6 times, or until the long end of the tie becomes the short end.
Now, and this is the tricky part, tuck the short end into the front of the pants, and the long end into the back of the pants.
Stir thoroughly, chill, and serve!
Girl, I can tie a double sailer's hitch in a cherry stem with my tongue. Now imagine what I can do to you. Any questions? I didn't think so.
Let me lay it out for you:
1) Tie one end around a neck
2) Make sure the other end is long enough
3) Enjoy
Make sure you pay attention to step 2. Nothing looks sillier than short tie.
