There's no such thing as Canadians, didn't you know that Haamid!? They're just mystical creatures that only live in fairy tales. You must live a very sheltered life Haamid.
You just need to capture one... while he/she least suspects it. It's just like those kids who are always after my lucky charms. Someday they'll catch me and my charms, but not today friend... not today.
You can't own a canadian because you haven't tried hard enough Haamid. Let me tell you something that my parents told me when I was young that has really helped me in my life. You can do ANYTHING. If you really want a canadian and someone else tells you that you can't have one, then you just tell them "I am a free man, and all men are born free, and I am free to own anyone that I want to." Until people start realizing that we're all equal, there will always be someone trying to stop you from owning canadians. But don't listen to them Haamid. Lead the way.
