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Questions:

1. Why won't my danged ol' picture upload, Cletus?!

2. Why do you scream yourself to sleep every night?

3. How does one accidentally grow a mullet?

4. Who uses moist dog food to style their hair besides me?

5. Do you know that George Bush Sr and his wife are 9th cousins?

6. Have anyone ever seen reptilian eyes in a human?

7. Why didn't any of your mother's children survive childbirth?

8. Do midgets have feelings?

9. I am going to beat myself in the face with a meat grinder if my picture won't upload... It is a jpeg image!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Take a good look at yourself, my friend... Are you rockin in the free world?? Are you???

11. Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me with my picture or I will rip a toe off and send it to you in the mail!

12. Did you know that if we all hide here, there gonna find us?

13. Who wants a bite crunchy top chicken casserole?

14. Why do turkeys have floppy gobblers?

15. Why do I want to throw bricks at everyone when I go to the store anytime between thanksgiving and christmas?

16. Is it okay to throw moldy dog puke at elderly pedestrians as you zoom past then in your pinto?

Answers:

1. The fasted way to get money is to trick or treat every hour, obtain as many hallowed wands as you can and sell the zaps for 900 gold each.

2. Humans... They have fingernails so they can claw at the toilet paper like a wild animal...

3. This is a device used to scrape used litter out of your cat's litterbox.

4. The best way to make a date rape drug is to hit yourself in the face with a brick.

5. www.warheads.com

6. Women are for saving the whales and shaving hampsters so your mom can make mystery meat on a stick for your little sister's slumber party.

7. I love wrinkle ranches... My gramma is cute.

8. On a serious note, grow some sutherlandia frutescens (dubbed the cancer bush), after it grows and blooms take the branches and leaves and boil them to make a tea. It is used in South Africa for treating AIDS and cancer and is said to cure both... ...

9. I like midgets, they taste like baby mcnuggets.

10. Slap yourself in the face with a donkey while watching men dance with hampsters...

11. Uranus

12. Detachable toenails

13. I would slap donkeys.

14. His last name is bros.

15. turkey slobber

16. The best way to impress a woman is to obtain a wild river otter, break into her house while she is sleeping or away and put it in her bathtub full of water (also put some deadly snakes in the bath water for the wild river otter to eat so it won't...

17. Pretty little pigeon cheeks

18. a doughy physique is impressive!!!

19. dirty mexican hooker

20. When an astronaut sneezes he poops a little.

21. No... This is not normal. It IS normal, however, to be sexually attracted to pigeons.

22. When you look into your pants you most likely saw the toe of a raptor, and being that these are extinct dinosaurs, that is very strange.

23. Sequels make me poop a little

24. Yes, yes. I started to type "Have you..." then changed it to "anyone" and didn't change the "Have" to "Has..." Drag me to the city gates and stone me to F'ing death, please and thank you.

25. Well, you could try shaving your eyebrows, then ripping the hair out from around your asshole and scotch taping it to the area where your eyebrows used to be... That should make it all better.

26. I would sneak up behind people that are mean and slap them with an invisible brick...

27. Fudge Packer hates gay people... Wait... No, Fudge Packer loves the gays. They gays are ok in my book, as long as they don't pull any foreign objects out of their bra at a drag show and try to touch me with it.

28. They are made out of cats.

29. Nice girls don't wear chacha heels!!!

30. It may be because you are not getting proper nutrition... Or it could be because you have bricks tied to your moobies and the extra weight is wearing you out.

31. I would not want to see a big floppy breast... If the mother cannot find a private place she should maybe strategically place a baby blanket over the area and do it as discreetly as possible. No one want to she that shit.

32. I saw a woman with a real thick mustache at the flea market.

33. No

34. Because of the reptilian illuminati that want to rape your butt.

35. Well, it is hard for one to say who the best singer/artist in the world is... For this is not a factual point, but an opinion that will change from person to person... I quite enjoy the mullets, they write their own songs and music. Also, Ani...

36. The best approach would be to grab the persons face as you pass and shove it back, giving them whiplash so they will be distracted by their injuries and not notice you strategically placing your junk in their face...

37. Ummm... I believe I will stand up to let you pass and scoot as far back as I can after my seat has been folded...

38. Brad, I think you are a reptilian skank... You couldn't leave your tiny meat in your pants while making a movie with Angelina cutter Jolie... So, I don't care who you stay with... Jennifer deserves much better than you. I didn't even answer the...

39. I keep rotten meat in my pocket just for such an occasion. When this happens I violently rip the rotten meat out of my pocket, run up to the person at full speed, and smear it onto their face and shove it into their mouth.

40. Well, little meat creature, when one expels a turd from their body they can count on losing the weight of that turd from their body... But, you will not know how much the turd weighs unless you want to fish it out with a turkey net. In conclusion,...

41. THEIR

42. Well, you see, chickenrapist, your cat hates ugly people because you drink donkey sweat.

43. It may be because your mohter was a lizard.

44. Well, Mr Miyagi, you will most likely have to eat lots of babies and eventually one of them will stick.

45. Well, I am going to be the first to answer my own question. The reason for this is because of the true meaning/spirit of christmas, which is beating the woman next to you in the face with your fists for trying to take the last tickle me elmo off...

46. If your moobies grow to be the size of small melons you may want to lay off the soy.

47. nastaaaay

48. JENNY CRAIG

49. Was Osama Bin Laden ever really alive?

50. If you put your peepee in a meat grinder that might help you to start your menstral cycle.

51. Maybe you should think about eating llama piss popsicles with your partner... You say partner... Are you cops? Missionaries? Jehovas witnesses?

52. yesh, although, when i beat orphans in the face i prefer to sing if you're happy and you know it clap your donkey meat hooks.

53. 13-7-2098

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