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1. What candy is the best to use... to get young children, that you do not know. To come to your van and or vehicle?

Answers:

1. My fellow American. This question is highly offensive to my people. We were oppressed throughout time. And we are just as great as your kind. Once again, anyone with their arms chopped off would take great offense to this question. And they are my...

2. That is a great question. Something I can answer without the help of my staff. If Jesus had a background, and by Jesus you mean me. I would probably have a picture of Allah, because that's the father of Jesus. And also who I follow and rely on for...

3. My fellow American, As a fellow African-American-Muslim-Terrorist-Smoker I can assure you that American dollars are easy to obtain. Take me for example, I receive a salary of several hundred thousand dollars per year and I literally don't do...

4. Praise Allah. That is one fine piece of thick juicy black booty right there. Daaayom.

5. My fellow American, let me answer your question with a question. Of the two of us, which one has been a slave? Now you know the answer, my fellow American. The answer to both questions is the same.

6. Personally, this is a easy question for me. My answer would have to be, what I clearly am... and that's white. Why else would I be the President of the United States.

7. Not enough my fellow American. I need to be paid at least one million dollars for all the hard work I do... and the endless amount of interns do not make up for the lack of salary I receive.

8. My fellow American... I don't have the answer to your question at this point in time my friend. But I'll tell you what the symbol for the American dollar should be. It should be my face, because by the time I'm done with my presidency I will have...

9. I can already go invisible... when it's dark anyways.

10. My fellow americans, I knew that son of a bitch was involved in incest. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that his father and mother are identical twins. This is the reason that you should never vote for republicans or white people. Thank you.

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