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1. You're bleeding because I looked at you. It was an accident but let it also be a warning. Don't cross Chuck Norris's line of sight.

2. lulz omg i know it iz so kule

3. For me, heaven is right after I've started my day off right by punching my fist right through someone's head. There's a peace that comes over me... I can't explain it. It's really wonderful.

4. I eat cancer along with diseases for breakfast... my body breaks them down and destroys them, which only makes me stronger. Make it a goal to be like me. And you'll find that nothing can stand in your way.

5. It doesn't matter how fast the speed of light is. Because the speed of light will never out run me... And neither will you.

6. It comes from the old saying of wisdom, "All rhodes lead to the island," which is how Christopher Columbus first got the idea to sail to America. The first place he landed was what we now call Rhode Island but at the time it had some...

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