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Questions:

1. Is blood blue or red while contained within a living body? Blood... happy thoughts... happy thoughts... bella... bella... phew.

Answers:

1. I've used a few things in my hair. To be honest with you though... Nothing works quite as well as fresh deer blood. You see, I feast on deer, and critters from the forest. They're tasty. Mainly their blood. I like to drench myself in it. Because I'm...

2. I haven't quite... been alive long enough to know. I'm a couple hundred years old. And I have seen many things throughout my long lifetime. But I haven't experienced the creation of man. I can tell by your thoughts, that you're rather disappointed....

3. The only American Dream that I know of... Is finally getting to marry my precious Bella. Yummy, It's going to be so much fun. We're going to go to an island, and make sweet love on the beach... or in the ocean rather. If any sea life spies on us, I...

4. Well, Stephen... I'm a... vampire. And I'm capable, of luring many beautiful women. Because of my stunning looks, and my perfected scent. I would have to say, that... girls tend to use their sense of sight... more so, then their brain. This...

5. Blood... I can't resist you Brett. Blood is delicious and you smell so sweet. NO! No I can't. I have to resist. But you... your blood is so red, and you are so RIPE. I NEED TO GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE!

6. Uh... well, I don't know Bella. I don't know if I could control myself, if you were using a device, to incite your emotions. I... feel as if, that's my job. By sharing poetry with you. And also by playing the piano for you. These are the only...

7. Bella my love. Your beauty is only comparable to that of a sweet sweet rose. You only dream of being pregnant, because I have given you those dreams. Dreams of you and I... and our child, who will grow up so quickly. A child that will give... us so...

8. I can cleanse your colon Haamid... uh... what?

9. If... your wife is anything like my girlfriend Bella. She will not want a gift. Because... one more Valentines Day, means one year older. I've noticed... over the years, that women care so much about their age. It's very stressful for them, that's...

10. I remember hearing about a snake once, that could see very well. In fact, too well. It was a basilisk. It was giant and had very venomous fangs. Luckily Harry Potter saved the day, and saved my tail. That is, until voldermort rocked my world......

11. I once saw reptillian eyes on a human, it was scary. I also once faced voldermort and got my ass kicked. But now I'm just a vampire that many women desire. But really I was in the world trade center during the 11th of September, when Pierce Brosnan...

12. I've tried dog food a couple times. It wasn't very good, I think it made me sick. That was when I left Bella to fend for herself, when she kept almost killing herself. I was so depressed, I felt dog food was the only release I had from my mental...

13. OMG... period is like freaking candy to me.

14. I wouldn't say it's wrong... I mean, I'm really really old, but I still hit it up with 16-17 year old girls. Although I've settled with one for now, her name is Bella. Unfortunately she has become a vampire like myself. So my man whorish days are...

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