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1. What is the American dream? When I was a young man, livin' the American dream meant working hard earning an honest living, and saving up enough money to retire at the nice young age of 55-60 years old, then moving to St. George, Utah to live out...

2. WTF does LOL mean?

3. Whatever happened to the strength of a noble mustache? These days it seems like all the young people care about is being clean shaven and other drug related, destructive behavior. When I was a boy, growing a fine, strong mustache was a sign of...

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1. Ryan, ya old scoundrel, if ya wanna bump off a big cheese ya gotta know how to butter his muffin first. If ya think yer just gonna waltz in there and give him the old one-two shim-sham ya got another thing commin'. Taking a giant head-on is like...

2. I am concerned about the morals of our youth today when I read questions like this. When I was a young man you didn't hear young ladies talking about things like "virgins" or "wool". Now a days kids are saying these without...

3. I assume you're referring to the parallel universe where everything mirrors our own universe except everyone is evil and has goatees. Except of course for evil goatee people from our own universe, whose counterparts have full beards and are extra...

4. Unfortunately, if many of today's youth had ten million dollars, I'm afraid they would squander it away on things like fancy houses and expensive cars, up scale parties, boats and SUV's, fine dining, traveling the world, and so forth. Basically...

5. Its because the youth of this generation is interested in one thing and one thing only: sex, drugs, alcohol, raves, money, and the list goes on. Now do you think any of these youth are meek and humble? No. They don't have 401k plans. They don't...

6. Great question. If I were the last person alive, I'd probably start searching until I found another person that was still alive so that we could repopulate the planet with humans. I'd finally find them in Egypt, but much to my dismay it would be...

7. I would be half-man, half Aberham Lincoln because that man understood the value of a hard earned log cabin. I would use my powerful presence and persuasive speeches to persuade young people to take charge of their lives and end slavery. I would do...

8. You see, this is the problem with the youth of today. Drugs, prostitution, teen-pregnancy, date-rape, skate-boarding, etc. These are all the results of sreamo-lullabies. Fifty years ago when I was a young buckeroonie of the age of 57, things were...

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