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Questions:

1. Am I weird, if i consistently have dreams where I kill gangster minorities by shooting them in the face and elsewhere until they die?

2. Where do people go after they die? And when they die, why don't we stuff their corpse and keep it around, like a dog that has passed away, and has been stuffed, so that individuals feel that their best friend is still around.

3. Team Jacob... or Team Edward?

4. How can you all expect to have questions... if there are no questions to begin with?

5. Seeing as how I'm white. Why can I not say Nigger, when a black person can say Honkey without getting into some sort of trouble?

6. What is a iPad?

7. Does soda pop make you pee a lot?

8. Can drano cleanse my colon?

9. What is the easiest way to get rid of cancer?

10. What happens to your facebook and answershit profile when you die?

11. What happens when you lose your virginity?

12. What is the bloodiest way to kill a cat?

13. Why can't I own a Canadian?

14. What if you were the last person on earth?

15. In your opinion... Is president obama doing a good job as president?

16. Would you rather be blind or a midget?

17. What is the best way to lose belly fat?

18. What happens when an astronaut sneezes?

19. Can snakes see well?

20. What fun things are there to do in the Philippines?

21. What is a stroke?

22. Is there an upward or a downward direction in space?

23. Why did Hitler dislike the jews?

24. Do carrots improve eye sight?

25. How fast is the speed of light?

26. Would you want a bed bug for a pet or would you rather have a goliath bird eating spider as a pet?

27. What are hot dogs made out of?

28. Why do we sleep?

29. What soda pop is the best? And why?

30. Why do cats purr?

31. Why do humans have fingernails?

32. Why am I so tired all the time?

33. Can you get high off of huffing your own poop?

34. Can air fresheners make you sick?

35. How safe are amusement parks?

36. Does anyone know of a good place for me to suicide bomb? Ever since the World Trade Center thing its really hard for a terrorist to get noticed. Its like we're all just living in Osama's shadow. I'd love to do something to show the world that...

37. Is Osama Bin Laden really dead?

38. Why are people so intolerant, judgmental and uncivil when discussing politics and religion?

39. Is May 21st Doomsday?

40. Is Will Smith related to Joseph Smith?

41. What was the strangest dream you've ever had?

42. What happens if you drink isopropyl alcohol?

43. Why is it an ear of corn?

44. What sequence of letters has the most different pronunciations?

45. How did Rhode Island get its name?

46. Besides angry and hungry, is there another common English word that ends in -gry?

47. How old were you when you started bathing yourself?

48. Was Jesus Christ a carnivore?

49. Was Kim Kardashian's wedding fake?

50. Is Justin Bieber going to be a dad?

51. Are Lady Gaga's face implants real?

52. Did Beyonce fake a baby bump?

53. Who made Kate Middleton's wedding dress?

54. Did Ashton cheat?

55. Was Michael Jackson murdered?

56. Is Selena Gomez pregnant?

57. Is Lindsay Lohan going to jail?

58. What happened to Charlie Sheen's teeth?

59. How many wives does Mitt Romney have?

Answers:

1. Midget... I can tell by your in shape body, that you mean business when it comes to Lucky Charms. I'll let you in on a little (no offense) secret my friend. There is a place in Ireland, where I often visit on occasion, to clear my mind, find peace,...

2. She is dead. Hit by a bus, which in turn was hit by a train, which in turn was hit by a plane, which in turn was hit by an astroid, which in turn was hit by a planet, which in turn was hit by the sun.

3. What the hell is wrong with your face? You look like something from a horror movie. I understand now, you want American dollars so you can get that's hit fixed. Touche Jaquenta, Touche.

4. That's a great question... I'm pretty sure chicks dig smart guys. Hot guys may be fun to play with, but all in all. It takes a smart guy to please females. And if the smart guy really knows what's up, he'll hook his lady up with a VB. That will give...

5. Well Brett... assuming you're a female. And you've started to notice some, physical changes with your body. You may very well be on your period. That of course depends on where the blood is coming out of. If it's coming out of your arm or head. Then...

6. When to fly... that's an excellent question Yada. Personally I enjoy flying when we have some nice weather. Preferably low wind speeds, clear blue skies, and warm weather. I tend to not enjoy flights that are extremely cold, and the flight...

7. I wish I knew how to speak Spanish, then I could help you out with the question you have Addy.

8. I've wondered the same thing... I'm betting it's because the oriental individuals that create anime... Are often jealous of the western civilizations. And so the only way they can be similar to the white people, is to create cartoons that depict the...

9. Swamp man... You should look into getting a toupee or a wig. Make sure the color is black. Mainly because... you can pull it off like you're the hulk. The hulk gets to hit it up with many women. One thing that you may want to do, is grow out some...

10. Hmm...well...I'm not quite sure Mr. Peter. Would you please explain if you know...? Cause I sure would.

11. LOL means: Licking Odorless Lava. Basically in life... There are many people that you will see, that use this phrase. Don't be confused though, they're basically saying that they enjoy Licking stuff. Licking can naturally be fun, but that just...

12. Individuals that seek power, tend to be individuals that feel like they have something to prove. When in all reality, they're no better then anyone else. But because of their power stricken hunger, they will mow down anyone or anything to get what...

13. So... if I were to walk with the clouds, inside of the moon shaped barrel. First off... I don't trust clouds, nor their barrels, but I do trust moon shapes. So that would mean that I was inside of a outhouse. While sleepwalking, hence walking in the...

14. Absolutely... so that they can spend time with other wrinkly individuals. And they can have a wrinkle party, where they can compare wrinkles... and see who has the most... or the best looking... or even those most bizarre wrinkles. Personally this...

15. I believe it is chadchallis, chadchallis... but I could be wrong... so very wrong.

16. The best way to lose 10 lbs (ten pounds) would be to throw up after eating. Basically you will need to eat tons of food, and by tons of food... I literally mean "tons of food". After you consume the food, simply throw it up. Don't eat the...

17. The super hero power that I would choose... would be Mystique's powers from X-men. That way I could be anybody in the world. Some days I would be Bill Clinton and hit it up with Hilary. Other days I would be Sean Connery and speak to people with a...

18. Taco... definitely a taco. Especially if it's an authentic Mexican taco.

19. Hmm... I would have to say, we do not exist. And I really don't know what the RCRP is... it would be splendid and nice if someone could enlighten me.

20. If I were you Voltron... I would probably eat some aluminum foil. So that your metallic bones can get stronger. Also drink oil and or gasoline so that you're hydrated throughout the day.

21. I am no fool... That's why I have never believed in midgets. I think a lot of people fool themselves into thinking that midgets exist, so much that they begin to imagine them and eventually see them. And that's the only way individuals can see them....

22. This is a great question... A tough decision though indeed. I think it would be awesome to shapeshift myself into a bear or even a elephant. So that at random times I can hunt in the wilderness. It wouldn't be animals that I hunt though, it would be...

23. Whoa... Voltron, this is quite the statement. A statement that would be extremely difficult for millions of individuals to swallow. Because when they come to the realization that the world is flat... boats will begin falling off the earth when they...

24. I believe white roosters are bigger. I think that black roosters being bigger is just a myth, a myth that was made up by the black roosters, because they felt like their size was the only way to create some equality. But I have news for those black...

25. That all really just depends. If you're wanting to have a little fun... maybe have a little excitement in your life. Then you'd want to go with crack cocaine. Just because... a little crack in your life can make you laugh, especially if it's a mysql...

26. I'm pretty sure Stephanie Meyer is just prejudice against midgets. So you probably won't ever see a midget in the twilight series. Plus... Midgets seem to be even more mystical and hard to find... compared to vampires and werewolves. So perhaps if...

27. We all know that lizards have one thing on their mind... That one thing is glory. They work on their physique so that they can prepare themselves for the battles that are ahead of them in their lives. They put themselves through some intense...

28. The only thing I can think of... is... goblins. Goblins will cause just about everyone to go into a fit of range and shoot at airplanes as they fly through the sky above you.

29. Lady GaGa makes me want to end my life with my favorite shotgun. (*)__(*)

30. The bloodies way to kill a cat... Hmmm... Ben's answers pretty much sum it all up, I would probably switch out step 4 with putting the cat into a microwave. That way the blood can be somewhat contained... at least until you open the microwave...

31. I guess that all just depends on who you're asking. And since you didn't specify who you're asking... this means it could be mean... So basically, I look at Evony like this... It's a great game, great female players, that know their classes and...

32. Fastest way to get money... realistically speaking... you would need to strap a rocket to your back... point yourself toward a bank, and blast through the vault doors and take as much money that you can... then continue to fly off... preferably into...

33. I'll give you three clues: 1. Perhaps. 2. Maybe. 3. Depends. I hope this helps out.

34. I think it's the 19th of this year (2011)... I could be wrong though, I don't know a whole lot about Father's Day, seeing as how my father blew himself up with a firecracker. Was quite a mess really... Father's Day...

35. When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object... they'll generally boogey down and get their grooves on. Most unstoppable forces and immovable objects avoid confrontations if possible. The unstoppable forces travel long distances to meet...

36. Zombies only sleep when they are captured by non-zombies... mainly because the non-zombies will slowly torture the zombie, inflicting as much pain as possible. The non-zombies may cut off the zombies fingers and eat them in front of the zombie......

37. Of course you can... you just have to buy some needles... withdraw the blood yourself... and put the blood in a freezer... store it until you need it. Then you'll just need to drink it, when you're in need.

38. Get yourself some high heels. Those will add a few inches to your height, that of course is, if those cowboy boots of yours aren't cutting it for you.

39. The real question is... Do we as humans get hungry after eating a chinaman. We all know that chinaman are not very filling. So chances are cannibals are very hungry after eating just one chinaman. They would need to eat 5 thousand hundred millions...

40. Man... if cupid used a sword or gun instead of his bow and arrow of love. That would just be crazy. I mean, think about it... he would probably have better accuracy, so when he shoots a woman, then shoots at the man that will love her and treat her...

41. I think so, but Logitech makes more sense.

42. I watched a movie the other week that was based on a true story. It was called "Clash of the Titans", in that documentary, a man named Zeus created the universe, and also the people in it. So that they'd worship and love him. But when his...

43. Oh... hey there Mrs Palin4Prez.

44. Perhaps... and this may be far fetched. But, perhaps you've experienced a sex change. I hear things like that happen all the time. One minute a man is using a urinal, the next second he's got urine all over his pants because something has changed...

45. I was going to say Bruce Willis, but I think Palin's answer would be more suitable. Thanks Ma'am.

46. Woah... that sounds like quite the experience friend. First off... the fact that your friend was sitting on a tree, must mean that your friend is that asian man from crouching tiger hidden dragon. Which means your friend probably has some sweet kung...

47. First off Brad... there are many physical features that will help you determine the difference between a crocodile and an alligator. First off, they're both vicious and you wouldn't want to have either as a pet. You would have to be straight out...

48. Lol indeed. Sounds like you have quite the predicament on your hands there. Good ol'english class. It sounds like ants seem to follow your friend wherever she goes. That could be a good thing or a bad thing. So you should probably warn her of the...

49. They're born that way winney, people have racism in their blood. In their heritage. It's what makes an individual.

50. Hey Tphrz... So you're wondering about if we're here to help others... what are the others here for? Well... perhaps they're here to be helped. But then again... maybe if we stop helping the others, then the others will seize to exist. And then...

51. I've got some suggestions on how to impress a girl. 1. You need to get to know the girl first... find out little things, like her favorite color, where she lives, how old she is, what type of activities she enjoys doing, and maybe even where she...

52. So... what you're asking is: Is it ok for a 28 year old boy to have relationship with a 14 year old girl? Simple... do you see people having a problem with a 21 year old female dating a 35 year old man? Of course not... everyone is like... heo...

53. That's ridiculous... We all know women do not have those type of motives. They don't seek "self pleasuring" type of events. Pffft man, think about it. Women are the closest thing to perfection in this life. They're not like us men. Men...

54. You looked at them... That's all it takes to piss a zombie turkey off. A rabid zombie turkey doesn't even need a reason to chase someone, they do it just because they're rabid and crazy.

55. I don't really know much about them, or understand them whatsoever. The majority that I look at or read just leave me thinking WTH? But for those that I do understand, I give a nod of appreciation.

56. That's just one of Earth's Little Mysteries friend. Something we may never know.

57. Spies or Private Eyes... They're the most stealthy creature that has evolved so far.

58. Cooking and doing the dishes I think.

59. Louis Armstrong, I would have to say. Talented man he was.

60. What's the size of your image? I noticed that when I tried to upload a humongous image, it was like... piss off friend. But when I uploaded a smaller image, it was like... hi friend, and then shook my hand.

61. I don't know about that. I'm hidden pretty well. But that's due to the fact that I blend in with just about anything. Including grandmothers and whores.

62. I'm pretty sure he went to college. How do you think he became so wise and knowledgeable. All those regular jews just hung out and learned their father's skills. Not Jesus though, he put that brain of his to good use.

63. I don't even know what the hell you're trying to tell me. I can tell by the language that it is an unintelligent statement. But I know this for a fact. You're one handsome man. I dig that mustache.

64. Possibly. I might agree with you there.

65. I am willing to bet that your cat dislikes ugly people... because, lets face it... ugly people are not much for eye candy. Cats in particular enjoy eye candy, when they see some hip hotty walking down the street they're just like... daaaaayuuuummm....

66. I'm pretty sure it's because you're looks are freaking angelic. Priceless photo you have right there. Makes me want to rub my face all in that perfected hair.

67. I'm pretty sure it's because your anus is sad to see its friends leave.

68. I would imagine your partner gets mad because he knows that you're allergic to latex and alcohol. Quite the deadly combination if you ask me. In fact I've seen the outcome of alcohol and latex many times. It usually ends up with regret and or...

69. You can purchase them at Walgreens Tphrz. Those things are about as tasty as a real warhead cramming its way down your throat.

70. The question is... would you notice if you were tasting your own tongue. Because it's always in your mouth, you're used to its flavor... so there might just be one way to find out. You'll need to cut your tongue out, wait a little while... then put...

71. I don't know about beating orphans in the face... personally I prefer beating the elderly in the face while listening to that Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

72. I'm not too sure about how to tell if a girl likes you... I do know how to tell if a girl dislikes you. I can tell that girl in your picture that's giving you kind of a "wtf" look definitely doesn't like you. She's probably just settling...

73. Perhaps it might be. Hope that helps you out with any colon problems you might have.

74. Well... looks like it wasn't. Guess you can't trust baptist preachers with anything in your life. Especially with your children unless you want your children to be lied to and brain washed.

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