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1. What type of pajamas do you like to wear to bed?

2. Do you enjoy monkeys?

Answers:

1. I think at the end of New Moon when Jacob is talking to beautiful Bella and that filthy vampire Edward, that it should go a litte more like this: Bella: Jacob I love you. Don't make me choose. Jacob: I knew it. (Struts over and gives Bella a...

2. I HATE THIS QUESTIOOOOON. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO MAKE IT A COMPETITION?! This is stupid. Bella is way too beautiful and sophisticated... and wonderful... and smart and funny... ... ... Bella... I'm going to take my own life.

3. It means I'm going to have to rip your stomach open and eat any fetuses that may be contained therein BELLA. WHY DID YOU SEX UP THAT VAMP? Hold still Bella.... wait a minute.... I feel so... nevermind. Now I want to marry your baby.

4. I would go swimming and then people would be like "Hey look at that big wolf shaped air bubble!" Then Bella would finally love me.

5. You can't be serious Bella... first you run off with Edward because he's all sparkly. Now you're considering marrying my father? When will you ever give me a chance? This isn't fair, you're driving me insane with your mind tricks you skank.

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