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Questions:

1. What is the best way to remove my own appendix using household items?

2. What if Jesus came back today?

3. Would you rather get your arms chopped off or would you rather be black?

4. Which is better: nose bugers or eye bugers? I like eye ones because they're crispier.

5. It makes sense when fat chicks have huge knockers, and skinny girls have tiny titties. But why do some fat ladies have small breasts and some thin babes have big boobs?

6. How can you tell if a girl likes you?

7. I'm 25 years old and I still breastfeed from my mom. Is that weird?

Answers:

1. People burning in hello operator, just as a reminder of what could happen to you as a beloved child of God if you don't believe.

2. My wife said that if I am good for 5 years and do exactly what she tells me to do and don't make her mad that maybe she'll consider letting me imagine her in the nude and that makes me really excited because I was gonna say that HEH HEHEH HEHEH...

3. I WAS GONNA SAY WINDOWS VISTA BECAUSE ANY TECHIE KNOWS THAT WINDOWS VISTA SUCKS AND WINDOWS 7 IS BETTER AND I KNOW BECAUSE I GOT WINDOWS 7 BEFORE ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE I WAS PART OF THE WINDOWS 7 BETA TESTING AND WINDOWS VISTA IS SO ANNOYING AND I...

4. Lady GaGa Bad Romance Lyrics: Caught in a bad romance Caught in a bad romance Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah Roma, Roma-ma GaGa, ooh la la Want your bad romance Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah Roma, Roma-ma GaGa, ooh la la Want your bad romance I want your ugly, I want your...

5. Your question humors me... Everyone in the world knows that ghosts exist. Satan created them so that he could make peoples lives a living hell. Plus they can harm you in every way imaginable. I once saw a women who was thrown 25 feet into the air,...

6. All things are possible my friend. If you feel like donating blood to yourself, just believe, then you will achieve. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever let anyone tell you otherwise. I've heard of way too many instances where individuals allow...

7. That's what I call it when my wife asks me any questions because I'm too afraid that I'll say the wrong thing and she'll beat me. I know she loves and its my fault for always saying the wrong thing. She really is a good person, I just make her so...

8. Your face doesn't look wired. What does that even mean? How do you wire a face? You're weird, don't ask weird questions weirdo.

9. Yeah that's normal. I have that too. Do you also have long black hairs coming out of your stomach? Yeah, I'd have to say that your long black nipple and stomach hair is a normal. WAIT, YOU'RE A GIRL!?!?!? OH MY GOSH GO KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!...

10. I would marry this beautiful woman you see in my pic. The love of my life. And then she would tell me what to do every second and I would cower before her.

11. That's a great question. There are many reasons why children don't survive child birth. The most prominent being that the mother consumes them upon their arrival into this life. But hey, God gives all creatures trials to see if they can overcome...

12. Oh man, I've been there. The best thing to do is just roll with it. You'd be surprised how well a dead horse can substitute for a girl in every way imaginable... EVERY way.

13. My favorite book from my childhood is Playgirl Magazine. Wait, hear me out before you jump to any conclusions. I didn't like it for the reason you're probably thinking. The truth is, I really only liked it because it had big beautiful pictures of...

14. My cock gets excited when I think about McNuggets but that's because I want to fuck them. I'm not sure what's going on with your nipples... that's pretty weird dude. I don't think I'd go around telling people that.

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