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Questions:

1. What is my username?

2. LOL! WTF is this website so Woot, Wahey??!

3. Is it right for the elderly to be shipped off to the wrinkle ranch?

4. I don't believe in midgets. I have never seen one. Who here is fool enough to fall for this lie, that they exist?

5. I am considering being the dog in a hot dog sandwich. Should I do it? I'm just so unsure...

6. What should I eat for dinner tonight?

7. Did you know the world is flat? You fools! I visit Earth often and can't help but have pity for you idiots.

Answers:

1. I would be me.. Voltron! Defender of the Universe!

2. Silly Jonny.. You don't need any apparatus, only your arm, and a small hole located conveniently below your upper body. Just reach up your anus and pull it out! Enjoy!

3. Angelina Jolie for sure. She turns my gears

4. Killing yourself is probably the easiest, or getting someone else to kill you who hates you, incase it's too hard to go through with it yourself. Once you are dead your cancer will stop growing along with everything else that you are. Then you...

5. I can already shapeshift, losers

6. They yell from their mouth in a garbled type of way, sounding like a Wookie. That's why Wookie's sound that way, they are all deaf. To communicate they hug or hit or wave their arms. I have visited the Wookies' planet, this is how I know these...

7. All your questions and answers will be forever remembered, even if they truly are shitty answers.

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