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Questions:

1. If you could be anyone in the world...either from the past or present...who would you be and why?

2. If you could...what would you change about the "Twilight" series, if anything at all?

3. Where in the world is Karmen San Diego?

4. Who is Ben Baldwin???

5. What really grinds your gears!?

6. What is the fastest way to get money?

7. What celebrity would you compare me to!?

8. Why are some people racist?

9. What are midgets for?

10. How do you tie a tie?

Answers:

1. are you saying that you're all knowing? you have no questions about this life? hmm...maybe i should take up being a terrorist. =)

3. It would say in big letters "WWID" instead of "WWJD." Of course!

4. Well Mr. Blackbeard...the best way to keep your hair soft and shiney is to put laundry softner in it, that will make it soft...and to use lots and lots of gel to make it shiney. Then you'll be set...especially with picking up ladies...

5. Well...I would go to the "Shaver Mart" and buy some money...some of those big dollars! OH GOSH! I would be soooo rich then! Hopefully I'll find 10 million dollars soon so that my dream will come true...I

6. Well I'm glad to know that these strawberry and peanut butter m&m's are delectable...so if I ever feel like a miniature strawberry and peanut butter sandwich I can just eat one of the m&m's. Lol...indeed.

7. No I think you just want to...well besides Obama...sick.

8. Having sex is a sin.

9. Well...you're a swamp monster, or I mean thing...so...you will always stay hideous! Only the swamp women will ever want you...so sorry to break this news to you.

10. Well Ben, I will tell you the solution in suggesting polygamy to your wife in the best way...tell her that she can have multiple husbands as well! So it'll be a big happy family! You'll have many wives and she'll have many husbands...problem solved!

11. I think that would be pretty awkward for the wife. But infants need to eat!?!?

12. Well I've never liked Angelina Jolie...she's slutty, lol. But if I were you Brad, I would've stayed with Jennifer Aniston. Now you've pretty much screwed that up, ha! You don't deserver Jennifer though...so stay with stupid Angelina. You guys...

13. There's no such thing as Canadians, didn't you know that Haamid!? They're just mystical creatures that only live in fairy tales. You must live a very sheltered life Haamid.

14. What's evony? Lol.

15. I'm sorry Magic...I do believe you are screwed in that area.

16. Glasses can improve your eyesight Haamid, as well as contact lenses and bifocals. Carrots are just a vegetable, who gave you that crazy idear!? Haha!

17. Midget there is no need to MAKE a date rape drug! With the technology and how our society is now days, you can get this drug for yourself, friends, or family members(for a gift or even use it on them, ect) at your local drug store! Yes, there is...

18. Well well well....what do we have here?! Hello Palin fan! Hehe!

19. Oh my gosh! You must be some sort of alien!

20. You look so beautiful baby cakes!!!!

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