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Questions:

1. Why do anime characters look white?

2. Where did man come from?

3. What if you found ten million dollars ($10,000,000.00)? How would you spend it?

4. Would you rather be dumb and ugly or would you rather be white?

5. What is the best way to suggest polygamy to my wife?

6. For the ladies: What would you do if you and your husband/boyfriend went to hang out with friends who had a newborn baby and in the course of the evening the mother engaged in public breastfeeding with large bare breasts in plain view of your man?

7. What should I get my wife for valentines day?

8. How can I lose ten pounds (10 lbs) in a week?

9. Is it normal to sit in your room with lipstick on and cry with a loaded gun?

10. If RCRP does not exist, do we exist?

11. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

12. Where is heaven?

13. Lady GaGa Bad Romance lyrics?

14. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

15. To non-thinking athiests: If Almighty God didn't create the universe then who did?

16. Would you rather be rich or stupid?

17. Do girls like guys with ripped abs better or guys with huge fat stomaches?

18. Why is lb short for pound?

19. Why is $ the symbol for a dollar?

20. How to impress a girl (woman)?

21. What if Cupid had a sword or a gun instead of arrows?

22. Is it OK for a 28 year old boy to have relationship with a 14 year old girl?

23. Is it normal to be sexually attracted to Boston Terriers?

24. What is the deal with the "service announcements" on this site?

25. What causes the tides?

26. How do I know if I'm gay?

27. If you could be half-man, half-animal which animal would you choose?

28. What would you do if you could become invisible?

29. How do I get girls to flash me their boobs?

30. Is mother's day a commercial invention?

Answers:

1. Its legal to marry them in like half the states of the US. And in Utah you can marry them as long as you promise never to have kids.

2. You should take her out to a nice restaurant and then a hit Broadway musical. Cousins really like that sort of thing. Then afterward back to your place for a little light conversation. Talk about things you have in common like interests and...

3. I lost my virginity once. I don't know about other people, but let me tell you something mister, I will not be making that mistake again. From now on I'm keeping my virginity.

4. When her show got canceled I think she became a dancer... if you know what I mean.

5. Probably the best time to travel back in time is on Sunday, right before church. You travel back to the previous Sunday, right after church. Then when Sunday comes again, both copies of you do the same thing. That way you never have to go to...

6. I would be Clark Gable. That guy is not ashamed of what he believes in. Also, he is really really handsome and has a very well groomed pencil line mustache. I can't really grow a very good mustache and that has always made me feel like less of a...

7. Wikipedia [1 Feb 2010] says, "The iPad is a tablet computer developed by Apple Inc. It is scheduled to be released in March 2010 (for WiFi only models) and April 2010 (for WiFi + 3G enabled models). It will feature multi-touch interaction with...

8. Well I don't know if its this way for everyone but when I drink a 64oz root beer it seems like I have to pee more than I do when I drink nothing. Usually the urine is also clear which means that the root beer has completely hydrated me so it must...

9. It depends on what kind of animal you're talking about. Vertebrates have hemoglobin in their blood which makes it red. Depending on how much oxygen is in the blood, it can range from bright red to dark red. That's why when you cut your finger,...

10. When I forget my username or password I usually try to get other people to help me remember by posting all of my usernames and passwords that I can remember in a public place and seeing if it jogs anyone's memory. You could start by posting your...

11. Sir you need help. Please get professionals to medicate you so that you may once again join the humans.

12. It doesn't come from a plant. It comes from a man, Hitler to be exact. The seed of destruction refers to Hitler's descendants.

13. I think the elderly should be shipped off to the Hidden Valley Ranch, where they can be made into salad dressing.

14. Shut up Brad Pitt.

15. Uh... Mr President, are you... well what I'm trying to say is, have you ever... uh, well why exactly are you trying to get children in- Hey, what are secret service agents doing in my h

16. If I could have any power I would want to have unlimited ammo. Then I could use this power to do other things like fly. For example, I could take two guns, point them at the ground, and just starting shooting really fast until I started to...

17. Whoa Voltron, I didn't realize your bread was buttered that way. But I'm not one to judge. I think you should follow your heart. And I think the important thing isn't the position you fill, but the fact that you're doing what makes you happy,...

18. I think the real question here is "WHO should I eat tonight?" And the answer is Magic Johnson, so you can steal his magic.

19. I think when a deaf person gets mad they probably try to yell really loudly and angrily. But since they don't know how to, they actually start singing like Andrea Bocelli by mistake. Then they think everyone is crying because they're being so loud...

20. Well I've heard rumors that the black roosters are way longer than the white roosters but I've never seen a side by side comparison or anything like that.

21. I think it's because if you could taste your own tongue then it would be like you were french kissing yourself all of the time, and that would lead to feelings. You start to consider yourself more than just a friend and soon it's an all-out crush. ...

22. I'd definitely want to shape-shift other matter because if you think about it you could really get rich doing that. For example, you could take a regular every day object like a piece of feces and shift its shape into a piece of feces made of solid...

23. The ads make evony look like porn for sure. They're all covered in womens that are wearing the scantily clothes but this guy I know said that its just some dumb civ game. So all of the porn hoes you see on the ads must just be real girls that play...

24. The bloodiest way to kill a cat is: 1. Feed the cat tons of blood for days. 2. Bath the cat in blood until it is all bloody. 3. Drown the cat in a swimming pool full of blood. 4. Cut the cat open so all of its blood comes out. Just follow those...

25. Yes! I feel like ending my life all the time! Haha, but when I feel that way I pull out my favorite shotgun and that usually makes me feel better. I suggest that when you feel like ending your own life, just get out your favorite gun or your...

26. Of course there is. Otherwise how could people say things like "Shove it UP your @$!" or "$#!& rolls DOWN hill" in space?

27. You can't own a canadian because you haven't tried hard enough Haamid. Let me tell you something that my parents told me when I was young that has really helped me in my life. You can do ANYTHING. If you really want a canadian and someone else...

28. The fastest way to get money is to become a race car driver like Danica Patrick. Duh.

29. Colt .45

30. The reason why lizards do push-ups is to strengthen their upper bodies, so that they can impress the womens with their Vin Diesel arms and ripped pecks and abs. That's the reason why so many girls are always like "Yeah you're good but you're...

31. I believe that only mexican zombies sleep, during siesta. They probably just lean against a donkey and pull their sombrero over their eyes. Freaking mexican zombies.

32. You can only donate blood to yourself if you have your own blood type. For example, if you have blood type O then you can donate to anyone, including yourself. However, if you have blood type AB then you can't donate to anyone except for other...

33. I would rather be blind, deaf, mute, numb, unable to smell, and unable to see dead people than be a midget. That's right. I would give up all six senses before I would want to be a short freak of nature.

34. So you want to know what happens when an astronaut sneezes, eh Haamid? Well I'll tell you what happens when an astronaut sneezes. Have you ever seen the movie Apollo 13? They made it seem like that whole "accident" was the result of...

35. There is an operation in china that you can get your monk-doctor to perform where they saw your leg bones in half, then stretch the gap and let them heal back together, filling in the gap. That is one way that you can get taller. People do this...

36. Of course snakes can see well! Hence the expressions "Eyes like an eagle"... oh wait that's eagles... uh, nevermind.

37. Experts recommend a combination of diet and exercise. But I think we both know that is just a way for them to make money off of you by selling you less food. Well two can play at that game my friends. The best way to get even with them is to get...

38. The president of the united state's salary is a couple hundred thousand dollars and all the interns you can eat.

39. It all depends Tphrz. If the chinaman were a sumo wrestler then I would think probably not, but if it were just a regular chinaman then it might only take them 20 minutes before they get hungry again. I know when I see a nice chocolate midget walk...

40. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as fun in the Philippines. Don't get me wrong, they would love to have fun if they could, but they just haven't invented that technology yet. We take so many things for granted...

41. Brittany Murphy has intimate relations with M&M's and caught gyneria (an STD) and that made some outbreak on her body that looked like a gang sign so Slim Shady's biggest fan, Stan, tied her up and put her in the trunk and wrote some letters...

42. Get your dad to buy you a car. He'll take you down to the corvette store and you'll be like "No way dad! A corvette!? You're kidding!!!" And he'll be like "Yeah I am, HAHAHAHA." Then he'll drive you over to the real place...

43. As far as I know Google Chrome OS hasn't been released yet. I've seen a few sites that advertise downloadable, working copies of Google Chrome OS but none of them are actually Google sites so I'd be a little weary. Perhaps you'd have better luck...

44. Yes, as a matter of fact they do. They also have the same tune as "When Thugz Cry" by Tupac.

45. If you soak a raisin in water it becomes possessed by the ghost of Ray Charles. Then it becomes blind and addicted to drugs and always sings "I Heard it Through the Grape Vine". Then Jamie Fox plays a raisin in the Oscar Nominated movie...

46. The only way to know for sure is to stab your eyes out with carrots I guess.

47. Probably because he was ticked off about how they treated Jesus. He probably just wanted to show them that nobody likes being treated that way.

48. I think you mean, "Hi?"

49. What exactly did you see in your pants? My guess is that you saw nudity which is what you should expect to see anytime you look into pants, no matter who they belong to. Did you expect to see pants in your pants? Maybe things are different where...

50. Really? You don't know the difference between crocodiles and alligators? Man, its really simple Brad Pitt, its like asking "What's the difference between chinese and japanese," and the answer is NOTHING. They're just two different words...

51. How fast is the speed of light? Its 300,000,000 meters/second which is about 186,000 miles/second. In case you were wondering, it takes light about 2 1/2 hours to reach Uranus.

52. So niles, you want know what share market is eh? Share market is a place kind of like a regular market except instead of buying and selling stuff, everyone just shares with each other. For example, at the share market, if you wanted to buy a cow...

53. That's a great question Palin4Prez. I definitely support english class and think you should continue with your education. Remember, ants do not belong in pants, so I suggest your friend avoid that course of action in the near to distant future. ...

54. Probably elmo is the celebrity that you look most like. This stupid website needs to get picture posting up so I can show you. Stupid website... freaking sucks.

55. I think by "tree" she meant "chair" and by "ants" she meant "sh@#".

56. I HAVE A BROTHER!!?!?! *SOB* This is *sniffle* the best day of my life. Thank you.

57. Bug spray is very dangerous to anything smaller than a full grown human. So that includes small animals and bugs and midgets, like yourself. This is good news to most people because not only will bug spray kill any bugs that may be bothering you,...

58. I would want the bird eating a spider. That bird sounds way cooler than having a car in your bed. Who wants that? That's just dumb. Only stupid people would be that dumb. Not like me. I'll take the bird thank you very much.

59. Well, I'm pretty sure he's Italian so that means his last name has to start with a "Di". And he also has a mustache, so I assume that the italian word for mustache "Mustachio" is also in there. So most likely his full name is...

60. Cats purr to signal that they're about to attack you and claw your eye sockets. If you ever hear a cat purring, use it to your advantage, snap their neck or throw them in the microwave before its too late. I do this all the time and I've never had...

61. A stroke is a long gentle motion in a certain direction. For example, when you pet a pussy cat, you could say you're stroking it. Stroke also is a synonym for "land". That's why when people are in rowing competitions, the guy on the...

62. I like to drink Root Beer. But the best soda pop is real beer. Kids love it. You should see how happy it makes young kids when you give them tons of beer and heroine. Good luck.

63. I don't think Boyd K Packer really hates gay people. He is completely immersed in his religion and Christianity in general teaches that homosexuality is wrong. So I think that he's doing the best he can to reconcile the fact that gay people exist,...

64. If I could go invisible I would sunbathe nude for 10 hours because, hey, no sun burns.

65. Does it give you a message when you try to upload it? If not, double check to make sure you're not trying to upload your picture to a box of cheerios. We've all been there before.

66. I scream because I'm scared of that guy that always watches me fall asleep through my bedroom window.

67. I didn't know that. Dang, that means that they probably had common ancestors as recently as Roman times. Sickos.

68. Have any wun ever tawt yu tu speek amercun?

69. Oh my gosh... Conway Twitty! I've often thought about this question while lying nude in my bed at night. The only reason I can imagine why you are so handsome, Mr. Conway Twitty, sir, is that your voice is so beautiful and rich that the sound...

70. Don't be ridiculous you stupid midget. I think you're short on brains as well as height. The tsunami was obviously caused by the merciful lord jesus christ in all of his merciful mercy you freaking idiot.

71. Take my advice hughjass, Conway doesn't really want you to stay away from him. This whole restraining order is just his way of saying "I curr aboat yu mah freend." So do the right thing, sneak in his window at night and lay with him. I...

72. This makes a lot of sense because it will also get the hobos off of the streets. So that solves all of the worlds problems with one stone.

73. It is pretty tasty, but I don't know about deadly though. I think its more likely to just give you blrain damblage.

74. You wouldn't think the government would allow stores to sell stuff that could make you sick but the last 20-pack of Lysol that I drank messed me UP. I'd press charges but I'm too blind to find the freaking court house. Freaking Lysol. Anyway,...

75. Sometimes you just need a kick start. What I mean by that is you need to get someone to kick you in the nuts over and over until the blood comes out. Hope that helps!

76. I don't think people are taking this question about girls showing me their boobs seriously. I need some ladies to answer dis shit. Ladies, how on earf can I get you to show me your boobs? I just want you to show me your boobs. How can I get that...

77. If you REALLY loved them, then you'd want them to be free. So instead of tying them down with a marriage, you'd take them out into the woods, dump them out of their wheel chair, and not look back. Its hard to do the right thing, but its for the...

78. That's easy. When girl wants to bone you she'll try to set you up with her friend. Why? Because girls don't know what the fuck they want. I suggest you just give up and go kill yourself. Hope that helps!

79. You are sick and that is definitely NOT normal. Child abuse is definitely a classical symphony type of activity you sick freak.

80. It was originally called a "ball sack" of corn but some people thought that was racist against jews.

81. That's simple Haamid, when you drink isopropyl alcohol it makes you healthier because it kills all of the germs on your insides. That's why doctors recommend drinking 4 gallons of isopropyl alcohol each day and then taking a bath in oven cleaner.

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