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Questions:

1. Is it lunchtime yet? All this talk about robbing people has made me hungry.

2. I'm just going to throw this out there... Removable parts?

3. What's the laziest muscle in the human body?

4. What is the proper etiquette for passing someone in close proximity (e.g. in a theater row), ass or crotch in the individual's face?

5. Where did Jesus go between the ages of like 12 and 30? I mean, he announced himself in the temple then doesn't show up again 'till the age of 30, then dies 3 years later... What's up with that?

6. Vete a la mierda en los gatos pies con los que tienen en el mierda gallito. Vete al muy muy muerto culo mono puta?

7. Cuando pies mono aprende que no muchos gentes patron sus culos bien?

8. Usted no es su mono. Usted no es cuánto dinero tiene en mis pantalones. Usted no es el gallo que conduces. Usted no es el burrito de su carten. Usted no es el del mierda. Usted es el bailando, mierda mono el del mundo todo odio. Usted se...

9. Is that even real?

10. How many acid trips does it take to get to the center of the universe?

11. What makes my mustache so attractive?

12. How can I lose weight, and feel great doing it?

13. How can I direct more traffic to my amateur porn site?

14. How do I know if I've eaten too much soy and am now gay-ish?

15. With the coming food shortage, why don't we turn to eating hobos?

16. Why does my "partner" get so angry when I'm drunk and tying myself up with latex?

17. Why hasn't Conway Twitty lifted that restraining order against me yet?

18. What makes my earwax so delicious AND nutritious?

19. So, I was at this bar the other night, and I bought this girl a drink. The only problem was, it turns out she wasn't a girl, but a dead horse. Also, it turned out that I was at the animal morgue. I didn't even know they had that...

20. I found a lump in my anus. Is it cancerous? Can I just remove it with needle-nose pliers? I can't afford a doctor right now because I've been implicated in murder-suicide case involving a hooker. It takes all my money just to pay my legal fees...

21. I'm over 40 now, shouldn't I have had my first menstrual cycle by now?

22. Would you rather eat a whole monkey, or a human leg (from a live human)?

23. Why don't more people use my new chat site: http://blackhole1.sytes.net/

24. If global warming is really occurring, why are my nipples so hard?

Answers:

1. As a former midget, I feel that I can adequately answer this one: No, we do not.

2. Then we're all in a LOT of trouble. Have you READ the Bible?!

3. I would like to think that I am rockin' in the free world -- The free world that my good friend Ronald Reagan created during his impressive tenure whilst fighting the Cold War. We have the free world to rock in thanks to that man!

4. I'm going to go ahead and "take a stab" at this question: Yes?

5. Prostitution?

6. I sure hope so. Otherwise, I've wasted a LOT of time collecting all this...

7. You're not pooping enough. You need to eat more fiber, sir.

8. I believe the proper term is "negro" not "black person." You see, they're not really people. Well, some of them are, but not the cool rapper stereotype-ish ones. Most of those were invented by our government to distract young...

9. I'd say about the time you start sucking dick, or end up VERY attracted to bears, you may consider yourself gay. That's how it happened for me, anyway.

10. Well, if my experience on the subject has taught me anything (and it most certainly has), it is that the bullet will find its way deep inside the colon. Once there, it will find a nice warm little spot where it will settle down, get married, and...

11. I love you Mr. Twitty!!!

12. I think the better question here is: Did the earthquake in Japan cause the Supermoon? Think about it....

13. Well, I feel that we should enforce the death penalty more often, first of all. Secondly, I feel we should do so by giving people AIDS, since that seems to be a slow, and possibly painful death. Maybe you could head up this new division of our...

14. First of all, that is a messed up question. Secondly, you just have to be clever. Like the underpants bomber. Everyone remembers him because of the uniqueness of the act. So, what you need to do, is pack some plastic explosive into your anus. ...

15. The first thing you need to do is locate a tie. Once you have done that, then you wrap it around the neck under the collar (where applicable). Next, you make sure one end is considerably longer than the other as positioned on the neck. After...

16. Yes. It was invented by the Floral Industrial Complex as a way to profit from the flower surplus of 1952. The surplus was caused when men returning home from World War II were coerced into buying flowers for their wives/girlfriends up on...

17. Because you're a towel-headed terrorist bastard and you deserve to be dismembered for your beliefs. That aside, I enjoy your questions and hope you die peacefully with my hands around your neck.

18. He's probably on Google+. I bet he spends a lot of time there. Well, that, or inside that "Richard" guy...

19. Well, Haamid. You have to understand how things work. You see, Will Smith (being "black") is the evil form of our beloved Joseph Smith. So, you might say that Will Smith is like is evil brother, much in the same way that Satan...

20. I once had a dream that I had turned into some donkey nipples while I was trying to grab life by the nuts. Then, the octopus men came. It was everywhere... Anyway, that's not the strangest dream I've EVER had, but it's certainly in the top few of...

21. My favorite childhood story wasn't really a book, as such. However, the story was an excellent one which I will never forget. My mom used to tell it as a bed time story. It was about a man and his horse. The man would get inside the horse and...

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