How many calories are in a midget? - Answers Hit

I'll tell you how many you handsome son of a bitch. Midgets like myself have approximately 1500 calories, assuming you eat every last bit. We're pretty tasty. But not nearly as tasty as some other pieces of meat you can eat for the same amount of calories. So think about that you sexy beast of a man. Your voice takes all the anger from my soul, and soothes my demon soul. Thank you Mr. Conway for your sweet ass and angelic voice.

why mr.twitty i see u an i have the same taste in food choice good sir, u see i my self enjoy a good midget for brekfast luch and dinner there fiesty lil racals and the mexiacn ones are extra spicy i have a whole stash of them in my basement ready to go whenever i get those midnight cravings.