I think the elderly should be shipped off to the Hidden Valley Ranch, where they can be made into salad dressing.
Absolutely... so that they can spend time with other wrinkly individuals. And they can have a wrinkle party, where they can compare wrinkles... and see who has the most... or the best looking... or even those most bizarre wrinkles. Personally this sounds like a place of great fun... that many people should be involved in.
I picture them being hung on a clothes line that continues to rotate until they are all tan. You would see their wrinkles flapping in the breeze as they hang there. I would not all them to have a car though. I think by the time they get wrinkles, they should be banned from automobiles. Any agree with this fact? GET OFF THE ROAD!!!
I love wrinkle ranches... My gramma is cute.
