
Off the top of my head I'd be the girl in that profile picture. HELLO! What is that stud's name?
I would be Clark Gable. That guy is not ashamed of what he believes in. Also, he is really really handsome and has a very well groomed pencil line mustache. I can't really grow a very good mustache and that has always made me feel like less of a man. It has probably contributed to my many failures in life. If only I had a mustache and perfectly greased hair like Clark Gable, then finally people would respect me and realize that I have feelings too instead of just making fun of me and calling me pop tart because of that incident in the shower after gym class. That can happen to anyone, sometimes its just random and everyone knows that. Those idiots probably feel stupid for saying that now because I'm married to a woman. I bet if I was freaking Clark Gable nobody would have ever made fun of me when I was a kid. They would have taken one good look at that mustache and known that I wasn't somebody that they wanted to mess with. Also, if I were Clark Gable, I would have taken all of the money I made from acting in award winning films and used it to retire early at the age of 55 and moved to St. George, Utah to live the American dream.








