Great question. If I were the last person alive, I'd probably start searching until I found another person that was still alive so that we could repopulate the planet with humans. I'd finally find them in Egypt, but much to my dismay it would be another man. It would still be up to us to repopulate the Earth, BUT HOW!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!
A simpleton might say, "It is not possible," but friend, I have learned that nothing is not unimpossible. With this in mind, we'd probably set off to the nearest scientific research laboratory. Upon arrival, we'd realize that we don't know enough about science to continue the research that all of the dead scientists were researching. So we'd go back to college.
Unfortunately, as sometimes happens in college, we would lose focus. Constant partying, raves, drugs, alcohol, strippers, and other distractions would take their toll. We'd do things that would seem fun at the time but eventually we'd lose respect for each other and drop out and start dealing drugs to one another.
Eventually we'd grow apart and drift out of touch. Then a couple of years later, I'd see on facebook that he had turned his life around and that would inspire me to do the same, so I'd go to rehab. After I got sober, it would be back to school but this time with a vengeance. He would show up to my biochemistry graduation and we'd reconcile and recommit ourselves to our work. Back to the research facility we'd go.
We'd draw straws to see who gets the short straw which represents the person who is going to receive the uterus transplant. The other guy would lose because I rigged the draw. Then we'd take the dead lady out of the fridge that we put in there before we went to college. After the transplant went successfully, we invitro fertilize him and pretty soon there would be a little bun in the oven. For Halloween that year he would dress up as an oven and I would dress up as a baker and it would be funny.
Things would be a success and after we raised our children and taught them that they must have sex with each other and teach their kids to do the same, we'd move to St George, Utah and live out our retirement in the sun. One time we would try to go to Vegas for a vacation but the animals would all have escaped from the secret garden and the whole place would overtaken with their strange mutant seed. We won't be making that mistake again.
But the funniest part is that after millions of years pass and the human race is repopulated, and people said things like, "Hey it was Adam and EVE, not Adam and STEVE!" And our ghosts would laugh because they're so wrong and they don't even know it... idiots.
