OMGosh Haamid! Belly fat is soooo cute! Why would you ever want to lose it!?
Haamid the Holy,
So you're looking at losing some belly fat? I have some of the best techniques available to mankind. These are a few steps that you'll need to follow and obey in exactness if you want to lose that belly fat.
1. Convince yourself in your mind, that you no longer need that extra weight. Once you've achieved this, it will be possible mentally to allow yourself to lose that belly fat. Many people skip this step and later find out, they're unable to get the physique that they are working for.
2. Watch what you're eating... watch it very carefully.
3. Exercise your authority and power to make your body run or walk. When you do this, you'll notice that the world will actually begin moving beneath you. For reasons that are unexplainable in all reality, when you do this, your body uses some of the nutrients to do this. And so the more it uses, the harder your body works to supply it. You'll slowly notice a change in your body.
4.The final step is to get a hunting knife. You will need to use this hunting knife to make an incision on the right side of your stomach, you'll use this incision to slowly pull out your Omentum. Which will result in no belly fat. After you've removed the Omentum, just sew yourself up with a sewing machine.
I hope that this helps you in your fight against belly fat Haamid. If you have any questions or concerns, just let me know. Don't be a stranger, friend.
Yours Always,
Casanova J
Play hide and go seek with it... except instead of seeking it, run for your life.
