Give the cat to Jacob or his werewolf family members hehe... They could tear a cat up in the bloodiest of ways. :)
The bloodiest way to kill a cat is:
1. Feed the cat tons of blood for days.
2. Bath the cat in blood until it is all bloody.
3. Drown the cat in a swimming pool full of blood.
4. Cut the cat open so all of its blood comes out.
Just follow those four easy steps and you shouldn't have any problems. And don't forget the most important step of all, step 5: Have FUN!
The bloodies way to kill a cat... Hmmm... Ben's answers pretty much sum it all up, I would probably switch out step 4 with putting the cat into a microwave. That way the blood can be somewhat contained... at least until you open the microwave door... then you'd have to make sure you have your arm floaters on, because you're going to feel like you're going down a river of blood HEHE
Aye, the bloodiest way to kill a cat be to make it walk thar plank. 'Tis amusin' to see them walkin' on two legs whilst their hands be tied behind thar backs. Dar harh ha aharharha har!!! It might not be the bloodiest way to kill a cat but it be an ol' favorite o' mine! Haaarrrrr!!!
I personally enjoy curb checking cats, it's just what I prefer ok? Don't hate me because I'm short.
