I once had a dream that I had turned into some donkey nipples while I was trying to grab life by the nuts. Then, the octopus men came. It was everywhere...
Anyway, that's not the strangest dream I've EVER had, but it's certainly in the top few of ones I'm willing to discuss in this setting. My therapist says I should share more, but I believe I've shared plenty with people that never asked for it.
The strangest dream I ever had was this time when I dreamed that I was born on Earth as a babe in swaddling clothes. I grew up and tried to tell everyone that I was God and taught them about love but mostly it just pissed people off. So one day I was minding my own business and they nailed me to a cross. I was like "How could this happen?" and then I died. Thats when I woke up and I was still in heaven so I realized it must have just been a strange dream. LOL, CAN YOU IMAGINE!??!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
