If I were a terrorist, I would probably target places that no one would expect. For instance, I would target some rural abandoned farm, and people would be like... "Hey why did that farm just blow up over there in terra haute for no reason?". It would boggle peoples minds so much that they would eventually end their lives because they would never know why that abandoned farm was destroyed by a terrorist. So you'd probably be a lot more effective that way. But hey... I'm just a midget, so what good are my ideas?
First of all, that is a messed up question.
Secondly, you just have to be clever. Like the underpants bomber. Everyone remembers him because of the uniqueness of the act.
So, what you need to do, is pack some plastic explosive into your anus. Also, make sure you eat about a pound or so. Then swallow a length of fuse, ensuring that there is enough hanging out of your mouth to ignite the whole thing. Next, use a wire coat hanger to route this fuse through your sinus cavity and out your nostril. This way the fuse is more concealed, and people will just think you're picking your nose as you yell, "Allahu Akbar!"
You see, no vest needed, and you'll be remembered for your uniqueness, my Arab friend. The place where the incident occurs is of little consequence. You're welcome, and Peace be upon you.
