What should I get my wife for valentines day? - Answers Hit

If... your wife is anything like my girlfriend Bella. She will not want a gift. Because... one more Valentines Day, means one year older. I've noticed... over the years, that women care so much about their age. It's very stressful for them, that's why I want Bella to stay human, and age. Because I'm protecting her from death and saving her priceless soul.