
Wail, I thank thar purdy gud but hur in tucky thay suntams kut yur feet off HAHEEEUUULK!
I don't know about you... but amusement parks are anything but amusing. The last time I went to an "amusement park" I had to wait in line for about an hour and a half to ride one ride. And seeing as how I'm a midget, everyone just kept staring at me like I was going to start doing backflips or something. By the time I left I was so pissed off I ended up setting fire to the entry way and used my car as a bumper car with all of the other little bumper cars. I'll tell you this much, those kids in those bumper cars didn't stand much of a chance against my pimped out escalade. So to answer your question Haamid, no... they're not safe for anyone, especially midgets like myself.




