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So, I was at this bar the other night, and I bought this girl a drink. The only problem was, it turns out she wasn't a girl, but a dead horse. Also, it turned out that I was at the animal morgue. I didn't even know they had that...
Asked by - hughjass on Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:10:04 PM
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Talk about a fucked up night. I once had a night like that. Except it wasn't a dead horse I bought and shared drinks with. It was some 7 year old girl. I thought she was a little person like myself (honest mistake)... but boy was I wrong. We ended up at a morgue... to make sure she never mentioned me to her parents or the authorities. So lets just say we buried the problem. That's how I deal with life. I kick it square in the nuts and move on.
Answered by - Midget on Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:20:43 PM
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Oh man, I've been there. The best thing to do is just roll with it. You'd be surprised how well a dead horse can substitute for a girl in every way imaginable... EVERY way.
Answered by - JonnyAppleseed on Thu, 07 Apr 2011 08:07:51 PM
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