Whats a question with no answer called? - Answers Hit

That's what I call it when my wife asks me any questions because I'm too afraid that I'll say the wrong thing and she'll beat me. I know she loves and its my fault for always saying the wrong thing. She really is a good person, I just make her so mad sometimes that she takes it out on my face with a baseball bat. That's why when she asks me a question I usually just smile and shrug and tremble inside while holding back tears.