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Why am I being chased by a rabid herd of zombie turkeys? I am a vegetarian. What did I ever do to them?
Asked by - fatchicknrapist on Thu, 25 Nov 2010 09:48:00 AM
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And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was ablind from his birth.
And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
The turkeys chasest thou so that I may save thee. But thou asketh not, so thou art damned to hell, bitch.
Answered by - TheLordGod on Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:28:28 AM
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You looked at them... That's all it takes to piss a zombie turkey off. A rabid zombie turkey doesn't even need a reason to chase someone, they do it just because they're rabid and crazy.
Answered by - Haamid on Wed, 01 Dec 2010 07:15:58 PM
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