You're bleeding because I looked at you. It was an accident but let it also be a warning. Don't cross Chuck Norris's line of sight.
Awww first time? Well Silly Billy Gumdrops, don't worry because its normal. You just need to take it slow until you learn to relax a little bit.
Well Brett... assuming you're a female. And you've started to notice some, physical changes with your body. You may very well be on your period. That of course depends on where the blood is coming out of. If it's coming out of your arm or head. Then you're probably not a female or on your period. Which if that's the case, then you've probably fallen or you have been attacked by a disco dancing midget.
If I were you, I would avoid doctors. All they want to do is get you naked and operate on you. And then prescribe you some test drugs that will shorten your life by 30 years. Trust me, I know.
I had a dream... That one day, everyone will bleed the same color. That we can live in perfect harmony, and live full lives. With plenty of women and children.
Blood... I can't resist you Brett. Blood is delicious and you smell so sweet. NO! No I can't. I have to resist. But you... your blood is so red, and you are so RIPE. I NEED TO GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE!
