Why do you scream yourself to sleep every night?

Asked by - 2llamacheeks on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 12:22:51 AM

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You see, this is the problem with the youth of today. Drugs, prostitution, teen-pregnancy, date-rape, skate-boarding, etc. These are all the results of sreamo-lullabies. Fifty years ago when I was a young buckeroonie of the age of 57, things were a lot different. My mother conducted our lullabies with a fifty-piece classical symphony. Now its all about screaming your brains off and rock and roll music. Its time to get back to old fashioned american values or we will all lose our retirements one day. Think about it.

Answered by - Gable on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 12:36:37 AM

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Don't be ashamed of your age, don't let the years get you down... That old gang you knew, well, they still think of you as a rounder in your old home town. Don't mind the gray in your hair. Think of all the fun you had puttin it there. And as for that old book of time, you never skipped a page. Now, don't be ashamed of your age... You hear me, Foley?

Commented by - 2llamacheeks on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 01:19:45 AM

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Young lady you need to make a few improvements in your life. You don't have to give anything up, just pull the old switcheroo. Instead of raves, how about church? Instead of rock and rolling, how about playing the bassoon? Instead of interneting, how about turnip farming? Oh I think you'll make a fine citizen after all!

Commented by - Gable on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 09:37:17 AM

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Well Gramps... You got some good advice, turnip farming sounds wonderful. I may just rush out to rural king and spend my life savings on some turnip seeds today. I will fill my bathtub with dirt and grow them in there. I will water them with prune juice. Wanna buy some turnips?

Commented by - 2llamacheeks on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 10:54:58 AM

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I'M A SCREAMER 2LLAMACHEEKS, IT'S JUST WHAT I DO. I SCREAM UNTIL MY FACE LOOKS DISTORTED AND WEIRD. AND IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN EVEN GET TO SLEEP.

Answered by - ImScreaming on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:04:42 PM

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I scream because I'm scared of that guy that always watches me fall asleep through my bedroom window.

Answered by - ben on Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:08:55 PM

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