Well... I'm already stupid. So the real question for me is, would I rather be rich. Hmmm... being stupid for me has its benefits. For instance, when someone asks me something, I can take extra time to answer. Kind of look around, and give the appearance that I don't understand English. Then I surprise everyone and give some dumb answer that has nothing to do with the question. Story of my life... right there.
As for the rich part... hmmm, I guess being rich would have it's benefits as well. I would be able to afford many things, one thing in particular that I could afford is a life. I could go and do many things, like bowling down a busy freeway, skydiving to the bottom of the ocean, and also ski from the top of an erupting volcano. The possibilities really seem to be limitless when you're rich. But that could be too many possibilities for my liking. So I will stay stupid. Problem solved.
Wait what the freak? This isn't ending up as stupid as I was hoping. I never do anything right.
