Would you rather eat a whole monkey, or a human leg (from a live human)? - Answers Hit

I've been known to be feisty during my life. So I would probably choose the monkey, the only problem is I don't think my mouth is big enough to eat a monkey whole. Unless of course the monkey is just a baby monkey cut out of some 3 month pregnant monkeys womb, then I can probably swallow that sucker whole. I'd imagine all the blood and gunk that the baby monkey is covered in should be enough to slide right down my throat. Pretty easy if you ask me. As for a human leg, I'll only eat a human leg if it belongs to Foxy Brown.