Well... this is a rather simple decision for me. A bed bug sounds like a lot of fun. Not only could I sleep with it... I could also get buck wild and crazy with it. Spiders are just crazy... I would never want a spider as a pet... especially a spider that eats birds, it would probably have no problem eating me, if it can eat birds... screw that... not on my watch.
I would want the bird eating a spider. That bird sounds way cooler than having a car in your bed. Who wants that? That's just dumb. Only stupid people would be that dumb. Not like me. I'll take the bird thank you very much.
Wull I's Guhn sai that itd be gud tu have a goalliarth bard eten spiader, fur protechion.it cud ete bad peeple an liv in home trei. ahuuaa. a bad bug wud be scairy, so no thanek ye.
