osama bin laden being dead is a myth u see hes unkillable whenver somewone strikes him he breaks apart into smaller osamas thi keeps happening whenver somewone tries to kill him whenver they try to stab him blow him up shoot him ect ect he just breaks aprt into smaller versions of him self this happens so often and so many times that he ends up havin numerous microscopic versions of himself that are immposible to see by the naked eye and are so small and light they float around in the air then the wind current blows him around all over the planet like some kind of fucked up radioactive fallout and we all start breathing him in slowly u see these microscopic obamas enter are bodys and spread themselfs threwout are entire system rewiring are brains and rewrting are dna strands at a micro level slowly remaking us into his own image.... and thats why we get the urge to run around naked and slap people in the face with orphans.... or well at least i do
Hold on, let me check...
Yup, he's right here in heaven with me.
Was Osama Bin Laden ever really alive?
