The reason why lizards do push-ups is to strengthen their upper bodies, so that they can impress the womens with their Vin Diesel arms and ripped pecks and abs. That's the reason why so many girls are always like "Yeah you're good but you're no lizard." Its also the reason why lizards are so ripped. They really really like women. Human women.
We all know that lizards have one thing on their mind... That one thing is glory. They work on their physique so that they can prepare themselves for the battles that are ahead of them in their lives. They put themselves through some intense training routines, which includes having their tales severed off and put through a regrowing stage. Let me just tell you this... Would you ever try to have one of your extremities cut off and attempt to regrow it? I thought not. These little guys are warriors. Who will give their lives fighting in their lizard battles against rats and other creatures. I have nothing but respect for those little guys.
